how to sneak candy without your parents knowing

STEP 1: getting the candy
Where is the main candy stash in your house? If it is in the kitchen, get a cup (NOT a glass or transparent cup. This is VERY IMPORTANT.) Fill it with the candy of your choice, leaving about an inch and a half at the top. Pour some water in the cup. While you are walking up to your room, "accidentaly" splash some of the water out of the cup, proving there is water in it.

STEP 2: unwrapping the candy
Candy wrappers can be very noisy. To prevent your parents from hearing this, talk loudly to your pet. If you don't have a pet, play some music in your room for about 10 minutes. (no less, or your parents will get suspicuous.)

STEP 3: eating the candy
Put the candy in your mouth. If it is crunchy candy, DON'T CRUNCH IT!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

ADDITION TO STEP 3:
While you are eating the candy, don't talk to your parents. Example:
"Hey, mom, what's for dinner?" *lemon head falls out of your mouth*

STEP 4: throwing away the wrappers
Again, candy wrappers can be very noisy, so you have to be careful while throwing them away. If you have a small garbage can in your room, this will be easy. If you don't, this will be sort of tricky. Go to your pantry (without the candy wrappers) and get some chips, or anything else you have that comes in a small bag, and take it up to your room. Eat the food (or feed it to your dog, I don't care) and put all of the candy wrappers inside the main chip bag. Then go to the big garbage and toss it.